Saturday, December 18, 2010

Mullumbimby Gotcha


Excerpts from a series of emails...

The corner I crashed on is South of Mullum. I am sure of that, because the ambulance arrived from the North. Not hilly road, just level, perhaps following river flats. Hilly slopes just off the road on the west side. Unimportant now... but I remember everything. I can still remember threatening the ambulance officer with a ‘gotcha’ if he cut my riding boots off. Ah. Happy memories.

The hilly slopes would be Coorabel Ridge, most likely, and that sounds more like Myocum Rd than the highway.. and what's a "gotcha". A mate of mine runs the hospital these days, and has taken up motorcycling again after a long break.

Definitely the Highway, as it was then anyway. Just two lane road. I was on my way from Brisbane to Glen Innes with a mate on a Tiger 100, intending to head inland from Grafton.

The ‘gotcha’? ho ho ho,

It comes from an old golf story.

An amateur bets Arnold Palmer that he can beat him over 18 holes of golf so long as he gets 5 strokes start and two ‘gotchas”.

Arnold Palmer doesn’t know what a ‘gotcha’ is either, but hey, the guys an amateur. He will be easy to beat, so Arnold accepts the bet.

After 6 holes Arnold Palmer has made up the 5 strokes start and reckons he has it made, but when he is putting on the 7th, the amateur comes up behind him and without warning shouts ‘gotcha’ and reaches between Arnold's legs and administers a violent ‘gotcha”. ( do I have to be more explicit?)

For the rest of the round Arnold Palmer’s putting goes to pieces because he’s waiting for the second gotcha. The amateur wins.

Okay…. So the ambulanceman pulls out a big knife and prepares to cut off my expensive (and hand made) motorcycle boots, so I show him my hand in a claw grip and offer him a gotcha if he came any
closer with the knife. He couldn’t concentrate for laughing, which is how I saved my boots.


You want memories? They aren’t always funny. I was in the next bed in Brisbane General when Sandy Macrae and Monty Petrola (look them up) were brought in to hospital. Monty died the next night.
The nurses took turns sitting by his bed trying to will him to live. “Come on Monty, fight it. You can do it” ….for hours.
Article on Sandy Macrae

You won’t find me criticizing nurses.

Sandy discharged himself from hospital against doctor’s advice and used to come to outpatients on his Vincent with one arm in a sling, his wife on the back reaching round to operate the clutch.

I thought he was a bit crazy, but when I got out I was riding a mates bike with my leg in a full cast up above the waist, and the leg propped up on the crash bar out front.

I had to be very careful when I stopped to fall over to the left.

Cheers Grant

Monday, November 15, 2010

Self-Mutilation

This chap went to some extremes to save himself - he hacked off his own arm. http://www.smh.com.au/world/trapped-worker-hacks-arm-to-save-himself-20100611-y0tb.html

It has happened before. In WWII, a commando trapped in an ice cave used a pen-knife to carve off his own toes when they became gangrenous. He survived the experience, returned to England, and once more dear friends unto the fray. We Die Alone by David Howarth. The amputation is a small episode in a great adventure of which he was the sole survivor.

Two more such self-amputations are described here:
here

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Morning Glory 2010


Diane Davey flew her MotorFalke to the Gulf of Carpentaria to catch the elusive Morning Glory and was one of the very few to succeed this year. She and Erich Whitstock found a system right at the end of the season. She was interviewed on ABC radio.

http://www.abc.net.au/local/photos/2010/10/11/3034962.htm

Diane's blog:
http://morningglory2010.blogspot.com/

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Clever Girl

Late night TV, glanced at whilst passing thru kitchen, interesting... rivetting... thought provoking. I looked her up, this rather erudite blonde.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Greenfield,_Baroness_Greenfield

Monday, August 23, 2010

Outsider


Whilst in Switzerland recently I discussed briefly with my host French authors including, specifically, Camus.

Tonight I was trying to run a digital copy of The Battle of Algiers - it required a subtitle file which I eventually found, downloaded and got working. Pausing for a cuppa, from the kitchen I could see on TV Russell Crowe on what was obviously The Book Club on ABC, too good to miss. They were discussing a Camus - The Outsiders (L’Étranger). The book is set in Algiers.

Yeah, sounds lame I know. But the Camus reference had been bugging me for weeks until this little episode occurred - for me, it was a sort of explanation. Ah, Jeez, I'm not making it at all clear, am I...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Justice (II)

Criminal Justice, a BBC 5 part drama televised on the ABC in two parts this month was compelling television.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00n85yb

And while I'm harping on about British television, let me mention Prime Suspect. Helen Mirren stars as DCI Jane Tennison in seven productions made over a period of some 15 years - 1991 to 2006. Not for nothing was she knighted.

"My street cred is gone." Dame Helen Mirren on becoming a dame

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Suspect